New Years Eve Edition of the Carnival of the Recipes

Christmas Recipes December 28, 2008

Carnival of the Recipes

The New Years Eve Edition of the Carnival of the Recipes

We have a tremendous selection of recipes this week for your New Years Celebrating delight. We were surprised to see so few drinks and snacks this week but perhaps participants will be inspired by the actual celebration of New Year’s Eve and will submit lot of recipes for the next carnival.

Christmas Recipes

Christmas in July

  One Day After Christmas

It’s one day after Christmas
I’m crabby and I’m broke.
I’m so full of ham and fruitcake
I think I’m gonna croak.

It’s nice to see the relatives
I wonder when they’ll leave.
They’ve been camping in my bathroom
since early Christmas Eve.

They’re eating everything in sight
and sleeping in my bed.
I been sacked out in the basement
with my beagle, Fred.

The relatives have all gone out
and left their screaming brats.
The toilet bowl is all plugged up
and I can’t find the cat.

It’s Christmastime at my house,
the relatives are here.
They eat me out of house and home.
and drink up all my beer.

I love the decorations,
and the sleigh bells in the snow
But I wish those pesky relatives
would take their kids and go.

Those cookie crunchers fed the dog
a twenty pound rib roast.
His feet are sticking in the air
like skinny old fence posts.

Now they’re in a free-for-all,
the girls against the boys.
They’re fighting over boxes
’cause they’re bored with all their toys

My mother-in-law is snoring
in my favorite TV chair.
Those kids are stringing lights on her
and tinseling her hair

I oughta wake her up
before the fireworks begin.
But I wanna see those blue sparks fly
when they plug her in.

(Author Unknown)

  

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Posted at ¤ Jul 22, 2007 20:37:50 +0000
Host blog ¤ Christmas Recipes
Call for submissions ¤ Everything And Nothing: Carnival of the Recipes: Hosts and Themes
Current status ¤ This edition has been posted.
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