“Are you like me and think Christmas is starting earlier and earlier every year? For example, all those decorations up on 5th Avenue – those are for next year.” –Dave Letterman —
“I bought my Christmas tree today. I think I made a mistake though. I bought the three year extended warranty. I don’t think I need that.” –Jay Leno —
Isn’t it ironic that two of the most popular Christmas songs were written by Jews. Mel Torme’s “Christmas Song” and Irving Berlin’s “White Christmas”.