Chirstmas Jokes

WHY CHRISTMAS TREES ARE BETTER THAN MEN
– A Christmas tree is always erect.
– Even small ones give satisfaction.
– A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
– A Christmas tree always looks good – even when it’s lit.
– A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
– A Christmas tree has cute balls.
– You can throw a Christmas tree out when it wears out.
– You don’t have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.
– A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you break one of its balls.
– You only have to feed/water it once a week.
– It’s always there to light up your life.
– It gets turned on only when you want it turned on.
– It always smells nice and doesn’t pass gas.
– If it needles you, you can toss it out.
– It doesn’t ask you to have little Christmas trees.

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