Christmas Jokes – Rudolph Gets Even

Rudolph Gets Even

“All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names….”

….until he got Dasher’s liquor license at the Velvet Antler sports bar
suspended.

….and levied a $7.5 billion fine against Dancer Enterprises for war
profiteering.

….and revealed that Prancer was snorting meth while hooking up with a gay
reindeer prostitute for “massages.”

….and shut down Vixen Industries for multiple OSHA violations.

….and redirected subsidies for Comet’s offshore oil drilling operation to
Frosty’s wind farm.

….and nailed Cupid for tax evasion.

….and sent Donder to the big house for insider trading.

….and trounced Republican incumbent Blitzen in the midterm election.

WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?!?!?

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