The Perfect Woman

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life was, of course “perfect.”
      One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a SUV) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple they stopped to help.
      There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
      Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
      Who was the survivor?
      The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
      So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was an accident.



  1. 1

    That’s great! How about this one. Mrs. Claus drops her ring in the snow. She can’t find it no matter how hard she looks. God comes down and pulls out a diamond ring. “Is this yours?” he asks. NO says Mrs. Claus. He pulls out a gold ring. “Is this yours?” he asks. No says Mrs. Claus. Then he pulls out a simple ring made of wood. “That’s mine!” she screams. For being so honest, God gives her all three rings.

    The next day, Santa falls into the snow and she can’t find him no matter how hard she looks. “God help me” she cries. God comes down and pulls out Brad Pitt. “Is this yours?” asks the Lord. “YYEEEEESSSS!” she giggles. “Why did you lie to me?” asks God. Because eventually you’ll get to number three says Mrs. Claus, and I’d rather have this one that get stuck with that old coot again.

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    ronoxford Says:

    Now that is FUNNY!

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