If you see Santa Claus – Christmas Jokes Christmas Humor

If you see a fat man

 

Who’s jolly and cute,

Wearing a beard

And a red flannel suit,

And if he is chuckling

And laughing away,

While flying around

In a miniature sleigh

With eight tiny reindeer

To pull him along

Then let’s face it…

Your eggnog’s too strong!

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5 Comments »

  1. 1
    Andrew Says:

    How did Santa get a black eye?

    He laid the wrong doll under the Christmas tree.

  2. 2

    “Then let’s face it…
    Your eggnog’s too strong!”

    That’s not entirely true 😉

    I have lots of people who don’t drink eggnog who
    can see me 🙂

    Merry Christmas,

    Santa Claus
    P.s. I am not fat I am JOLLY!

  3. 4
    lanae Says:

    if santa was real, he’d be an illegal immigrant

  4. 5
    james Says:

    santa is real ive seen him


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