Really Bad Christmas Jokes
What do they call Santa’s helpers?
What do you call Santa Clause after he’s fallen into a fireplace?
Which of Santa’s reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
Where do Santa’s reindeers like to stop for lunch?
What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
How do canines in Mexico say Merry Christmas?