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	<title>Comments for Christmas Jokes</title>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 19:46:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Comment on Tequila Christmas Cookies by Poltroonish</title>
		<link>http://christmasjokes.wordpress.com/2008/01/25/tequila-christmas-cookies/#comment-561</link>
		<dc:creator>Poltroonish</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 08:38:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Somehow i missed the point. Probably lost in translation :) Anyway ... nice blog to visit.

cheers, Poltroonish.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Somehow i missed the point. Probably lost in translation <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> Anyway &#8230; nice blog to visit.</p>
<p>cheers, Poltroonish.</p>
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		<title>Comment on If you see Santa Claus - Christmas Jokes Christmas Humor by Santa Claus</title>
		<link>http://christmasjokes.wordpress.com/2006/12/25/if-you-see-santa-claus-christmas-jokes-christmas-humor/#comment-557</link>
		<dc:creator>Santa Claus</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2008 06:06:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"Then let’s face it…
Your eggnog’s too strong!"

That's not entirely true ;)

I have lots of people who don't drink eggnog who
can see me :-)

Merry Christmas,

Santa Claus
P.s. I am not fat I am JOLLY!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Then let’s face it…<br />
Your eggnog’s too strong!&#8221;</p>
<p>That&#8217;s not entirely true <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>I have lots of people who don&#8217;t drink eggnog who<br />
can see me <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Merry Christmas,</p>
<p>Santa Claus<br />
P.s. I am not fat I am JOLLY!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Funny Jokes - Not a Martha Stewart Thanksgiving by Shannon</title>
		<link>http://christmasjokes.wordpress.com/2007/09/17/funny-jokes-not-a-martha-stewart-thanksgiving/#comment-541</link>
		<dc:creator>Shannon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 17:02:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thank you for posting this.  I've been looking everywhere for it!  This is so my house.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank you for posting this.  I&#8217;ve been looking everywhere for it!  This is so my house.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Tequila Christmas Cookies by Lamper</title>
		<link>http://christmasjokes.wordpress.com/2008/01/25/tequila-christmas-cookies/#comment-535</link>
		<dc:creator>Lamper</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 09:24:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hehe, nice one - just found this post through google.... :)

Lamper</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hehe, nice one - just found this post through google&#8230;. <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Lamper</p>
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		<title>Comment on Tequila Christmas Cookies by Tequila Christmas cookies &#171; Christmas Recipes</title>
		<link>http://christmasjokes.wordpress.com/2008/01/25/tequila-christmas-cookies/#comment-534</link>
		<dc:creator>Tequila Christmas cookies &#171; Christmas Recipes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:35:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Tequila Christmas Cookies  &#160; [...]</description>
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		<title>Comment on Four Stages of Life by tinzzle</title>
		<link>http://christmasjokes.wordpress.com/2007/12/22/four-stages-of-life/#comment-533</link>
		<dc:creator>tinzzle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 17:47:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>haha, nice one</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>haha, nice one</p>
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		<title>Comment on Funny Jokes - Things I&#8217;ve learned about Tennessee by Justin Fennell</title>
		<link>http://christmasjokes.wordpress.com/2007/12/21/funny-jokes-things-ive-learned-about-tennessee/#comment-461</link>
		<dc:creator>Justin Fennell</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Dec 2007 23:21:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The other "white meat" in the South are grits!  (If all the world would eat grits we could live in sweet HOMINY.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The other &#8220;white meat&#8221; in the South are grits!  (If all the world would eat grits we could live in sweet HOMINY.)</p>
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		<title>Comment on Twelve Things You Probably Didn&#8217;t Know You Could Do With A Fruitcake by :) Suzy</title>
		<link>http://christmasjokes.wordpress.com/2007/12/20/twelve-things-you-probably-didnt-know-you-could-do-with-a-fruitcake/#comment-454</link>
		<dc:creator>:) Suzy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Dec 2007 04:02:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Who came up with the recipe for these fruitcakes, anyway?  Was it revenge by someone's mother-in-law?

I have another use for one.  Paint them &#38; add decoration ala "Martha", and use it as a heavy duty door stop.

Here's another use -- putting it by the entrance door as a commerative shoe scrapper. 

These cakes are not only multi-purpose -- they will make the "eco-green" folks happy because you can recycle them.  The gift that keeps on giving -- as long as you don't try to eat it!  Has anyone ever heard from someone who has actually ate one of these things and lived to tell about it?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who came up with the recipe for these fruitcakes, anyway?  Was it revenge by someone&#8217;s mother-in-law?</p>
<p>I have another use for one.  Paint them &amp; add decoration ala &#8220;Martha&#8221;, and use it as a heavy duty door stop.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s another use &#8212; putting it by the entrance door as a commerative shoe scrapper. </p>
<p>These cakes are not only multi-purpose &#8212; they will make the &#8220;eco-green&#8221; folks happy because you can recycle them.  The gift that keeps on giving &#8212; as long as you don&#8217;t try to eat it!  Has anyone ever heard from someone who has actually ate one of these things and lived to tell about it?</p>
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		<title>Comment on The Virgin by suriyanti</title>
		<link>http://christmasjokes.wordpress.com/2007/12/22/the-virgin/#comment-423</link>
		<dc:creator>suriyanti</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 17:58:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>^^p</description>
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		<title>Comment on The Three Wise Women by Aleesha</title>
		<link>http://christmasjokes.wordpress.com/2007/12/16/the-three-wise-women/#comment-418</link>
		<dc:creator>Aleesha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 09:51:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As they were leaving the would have said " did you see the sandals 
Mary had on with that dress and virgin my arse i seen her in highschool"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As they were leaving the would have said &#8221; did you see the sandals<br />
Mary had on with that dress and virgin my arse i seen her in highschool&#8221;</p>
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