Yule Log Joke

“You know the Yule log they show on TV every year. You know, the log in the fireplace burning. Now one of the cable net- works is now showing the Yule log in HDTV. This way you can see with absolute clarity that you have no life.” –Jay Leno

Christmas DVD

I read this in the wall street journal today: The new trend in Christmas cards this year are ‘DVD cards’ – instead of a letter about your family and what you did this year, you put your yearly memories on a DVD which I really enjoy getting, you know why? They make great coasters. –Jay [...]

Holiday Gift Wrapping

A gift this week from a friend was wrapped in thick blue paper with this printed statement repeated in a pattern all over the gift wrap … Have a Satisfactory Non-Denominational Capitalist Wintertime Gift-Giving Season